What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Portugal Jokes More Portugal Jokes

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese