What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Portugal Jokes More Portugal Jokes

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.