You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Bag-in
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
A: Highway 55.
You can drop her off anywhere!
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
Portugeese
A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.
