What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint