What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

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What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.