What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!