Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince