How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.