How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.