Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"