Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"