What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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They're used to disappointment.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.