What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac