What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.