What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour