What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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