What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar