What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.