What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus