Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.