Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.