Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C