Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.