What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.