What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.