What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus