What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin