What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.