Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...