What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.