What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry