Ethiopian Jokes

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Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

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