Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!