Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.