What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism