What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.