What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.