What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.