What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane