What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.