What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode