What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Because the government cuts corners.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty