Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))