What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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You can't make your van gogh.

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...