What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.