What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.