Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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