What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!