Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.