Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.