What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?