What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha