What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth