What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.