What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.