What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac