I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
When you can't.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Never mind...it's tearable
His hands were tied.
Hands up"
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Well it's back to the old grind!
It's 8:00 somewhere!
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
