What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)