What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.