What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.