Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....