Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face