What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.