In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Because potholder was already taken
Comatoast
A clubbed sandwich
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
They always quack the case
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
The holocaust.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
