In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
He was burnt at the steak.
We both burn gas.
You're !
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
I'll column later.
Web design.
The holocaust.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
