What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.