Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What is round and hates French people?

The World.