Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What is round and hates French people?

The World.