Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".