What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.