What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!