What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove