What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.