What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.