What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.