Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.