Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.